Today, I sent a text to my best friend posing as a doctor from the local hospital, informing that I was involved in a serious car accident that left me in critical condition and perhaps a vegetable for the rest of my life. My friend did not realize it was a joke and freaked out, and in my opinion, took it way too seriously. Partly, or mostly, because I kept the joke going longer than I should have. I thought it was extremely funny and could not stop laughing… I guess I have an extremely twisted and dark sense of humor. It is very likely that my best friend will soon be an “ex-best friend”, and I will definitely be going to Hell for what I did but I have accepted that as the consequence to my actions. Considering that is not the worst of things I have already done, I am headed there anyway so that’s not really breaking news.